okay bed time meow

quickdraw-kiddo:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

Also try to avoid “you” statements; that assumes.

Try: The author shits the reader not.

thisislowtar:

themarbleloverofliberty:

I just watched my first episode of Sherlock and I’ll be totally honest:

Sherlock Holmes is absolutely insane. He’s erratic and rude and I’m sure I’d want to wring his skinny little neck if I spent more like 5 minutes with him.

But I am madly in love with him.

that’s it. that’s the fandom.

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

tanglemask1:

jugglesgeese:

Anime cons are ripe for demon hunting…

nice pink backpack karkat

nestofstraightlines:

Happy 25th May.

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

theworldhereinmymind:

Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

• Having a Beginning
• Having an Ending
• But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
• HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
• WHAT IS A PLOT
• WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
• WHAT IS WRITING

(Source: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king)

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry”…

(Source: illshowyoumadness)

I think brushing up on my R’lyehian should wait till I’m home alone. lest my parent think im trying to summon satan or something

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes